i’ll be in a taxi to LAX in less than 2 hours, should be sleeping, but thinking about how much fun tonight was, and how weird it is that tara isn’t here, and how much i’ll miss ausrine, jimena, and chelcie, how much i hope kelsey and i hang out alllll break, how much fun tonight was…….egurnvsmkz[aposx this is the first time i’ll REALLY miss people from school and actually be SO excited to text and keep in touch and see them in january!
the evil roommate and her parents have been working on moving out since last night and they all have been arguing the whole time and ahhh just leeeeeave alreadyyyy
New Jersey may be famous for Snooki, Tanning Mom, and generally being the butt of a million jokes, but according to a new report, it’s the number…
Could have guessed thisssss, East Coast is da best!
i said this to someone the other day and they understood the reference and ahh yes i just felt so funny and powerful
“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’
“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”
— Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via stfumadison)
holy fucking shit
get this circulated. like, everywhere.
this is so fucking scary
this was originally posted on xojane a couple weeks ago. crazy story
so scary. immediately deleting all my racy pictures……..
My point is, there are a lot of people in the world. No one ever sees everything the same way you do; it just doesn’t happen. So when you find one person who gets a couple of things, especially if they’re important ones… you might as well hold on to them. You know?”
— Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key (via loav)