trying to get a hold on this


like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

(via who-says-icantgetstoned)


for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

(via justsitandwait)

HAHA that was not the night I expected… 

update i’m doing it anyway idk we’ll see where the night goes bye bye money

ugh i worked til 9 so both my roommates went out already with separate plans, and now if i wanna do something i have to either spend like a lot of money on uber and uber by myself which is especially scary if i drink, or drive by myself and try to find parking and be sober all night. and both options seem horrible, but the third option of doing nothing and watching tv even sounds horrible to me tonight because that’s what i’ve been doing since monday lol. whyyyyyyy couldn’t i have gotten out earlierrrrrrr!@#$%^&* 

my brother out for a casual stroll last weekend